White Trash Turkey

"Keystone. I'm thankful for my Keystone. Light. Gobble Gobble. I gotta go, the new rerun of CHiPS is on."

No Fear Turkey!

"I'm thankful for my kick ass No Fear shirt! Gobble gobble."

I'm a turkey, you fuck.

"Yeah-ah! You see what I did with my feathers! HAHA! FUCK OFF TURKEY HATERS! Also I'm thankful for family."

Generic Hand Turkey

"Gobble gobble. I'm thankful for being a hand turkey! I'm also thankful that I am only a paper thin representation of the actual bird so that I don't have to be personally destroyed and eaten for the benefit of American's enjoyment. Gobble Gobble."